Fuck The Yankees

Today's news has just been a smörgåsbord (did I spell that right?) of material (at least in my mind), a lot of it I will be fashioning into jokes for my performance at Go Bananas in Montgomery, OH on April 22nd which you should totally go to and if you make reservations at gobananascomedy.com you can see for free end shameless plug.

But since I talk about Baseball a lot on Facebook I thought I would mention this here.

First, take a look at this: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30230537/