Random Thoughts

It's no secret that lots and lots of people are very happy that George W. Bush isn't president anymore. I'm one of them. There were lots of people who were upset that he was president in the first place. But it seems like there's even more people now that are happy - and I have a feeling some people who are happy about it voted for the guy, maybe even twice. That's ridiculous. That's like bringing a rabid badger into your house, letting it loose and then after it tears up a bunch of your stuff and bites your family, you say "Oh, let's give him another chance." And then when animal control shoots the badger and takes it away you're all like "Wow, I'm sure glad that badger is out of my house!"


I don't get into a lot of political discussions not because I'm not smart or knowledgeable, I'm just too gullible and lazy. I could say to someone "I'm really upset at how the Bush Administration has really ruined the state of the country" and they could go "It's not Bush's fault. There was nothing he could do to keep those mutant Irish hockey players from eating that baby. I read about it in the Wall Street Journal" and I would just be like "Oh, well, if it was in the Wall Street Journal then never mind."

I bet if you wanted, you could convince a lot of emo kids to wear neckties if you tell them that musicians back in the 17th century wore them because it felt like they were hanging themselves after their girlfriends broke up with them. Emo kids are pretty dumb and will believe anything.

Ask any geek and they'll tell you that they think zombies are just, like, the most kickass thing ever. They love zombie movies and they're always zombies this and zombies that, but I bet you if they ever came across some real-life zombies, their tunes would change really fast.

They also really like ninjas and pirates, but what they don't realize is that the ninjas and pirates they like are from the olden days. Nowadays, pirates are just a bunch of dirty Indonesians with machine guns and ninjas are pretty much just reduced to Michael Dudikoff. I'm sorry, but no.

I think if Jesus really wanted all these women to have their babies instead of going to the abortion clinic, he would at least meet the women halfway and use his Jesus powers to magically teleport the babies out of the uterus. I've never given birth, but I read a few articles and from the information I've gathered, it kinda hurts.

I officially have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on with the economy. Take notes, people. If you want to get out of doing a favor for me, use the economy as an excuse.
"I can't help you move?" "How come?" "The economy." "Oh, OK. I understand."