25 Random Facts About Me by Guest Blogger George Washington.

Today, I am also having my good friend, George Washington, the 1st President of the Unites States, do his twenty-five random facts. Take it away, George.

Thanks, Sully, it's good to be here and thanks for letting me share some information about me with your readers. By the way, my ghost will be singing autographs at the Regency Square Mall in Richmond, VA along with Gilbert Gottfried, Tiffany and the guy who did the voice of Starscream in the Transformers cartoon on November 19th.

Random Facts About Me (That I Totally Made Up)

Months ago, Facebook had this big trend where people would come up with 25 random facts about themselves. So I did just that - I made them up.

Dear Abortion Protesters

Dear Abortion Protesters,

Greetings! First, I would like to say that I hope you are having a nice day and that your harassment of terrified unwed expectant mothers isn't causing you any undue stress.

As I live very close to an abortion clinic, I get to see a lot of you guys in action. I'm a little concerned. I mean, I understand where you're coming from and you don't like to see babies get killed and all that. But you guys have stuck to the same game plan for years now (standing in front of clinics, praying, yelling at people, etc.) and it doesn't appear that any babies are getting saved. In fact, I can only guess how many pregnancies were aborted by mothers sort of teetering on the edge of doing it/not doing, and decided to have the abortion just because of how rude one of you protesters came across to them. I mean, that's a baby dead just because you didn't have any tact! How embarassing!

So, while your antics and clever signs continue to amuse me, I feel like I need to present some alternate methods that you might want to consider. Because, honestly? Yelling "you're going to burn in hell forever!" just isn't getting the job done. So, have you considered...

Fuck The Yankees

Today's news has just been a smörgåsbord (did I spell that right?) of material (at least in my mind), a lot of it I will be fashioning into jokes for my performance at Go Bananas in Montgomery, OH on April 22nd which you should totally go to and if you make reservations at gobananascomedy.com you can see for free end shameless plug.

But since I talk about Baseball a lot on Facebook I thought I would mention this here.

First, take a look at this: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30230537/

Random Thoughts

It's no secret that lots and lots of people are very happy that George W. Bush isn't president anymore. I'm one of them. There were lots of people who were upset that he was president in the first place. But it seems like there's even more people now that are happy - and I have a feeling some people who are happy about it voted for the guy, maybe even twice. That's ridiculous. That's like bringing a rabid badger into your house, letting it loose and then after it tears up a bunch of your stuff and bites your family, you say "Oh, let's give him another chance." And then when animal control shoots the badger and takes it away you're all like "Wow, I'm sure glad that badger is out of my house!"

First Post

I've decided to start up an actual blog to sort of archive all of my MySpace, Facebook and other web musings into one place. I hope you'll come and visit often. I'm going to start by reposting some of my previous postings from other areas and then hopefully end the day with something new an original. I'll also be posting when and where I'll be peforming, in case you're one of those people who care about that (hi Mom).

I'm also going to try and load this thing with as many cool widgets as I can, but I'm going to also try and not make a mess of it.